SCOUT: Hey Daddy, guess who won the mayor?
SCOUT: Something Bartlett.
ME: Dewey Bartlett? What do you think of Dewey Bartlett?
SCOUT: I hate her.
ME: Dewey Bartlett’s a man.
SCOUT: I hate him.
SCOUT: Because he was already mayor. We should have someone new be mayor each time.
ME: Well guess what? Kathy Taylor was mayor before too.
SCOUT: Who the heck is Kathy Taylor?
ME: That’s who lost against Dewey. If he didn’t win, she would be mayor. And she was mayor even before he was.
SCOUT: What?! What kinda crap is that?! Well they should get someone new.
ME: So who do you think should be mayor? Pops? (Her grandpa).
SCOUT: No, Pops is more like a president. The mayor should be really mean and tough.
ME: You think the mayor should be mean?
SCOUT: Mean and tough. Like Cinderella.
ME: Your grandmother?
SCOUT: Yeah, mean and tough gets stuff done. Not Something Bartlett.
SCOUT: Do what?